unclefather:

vorbits:

unclefather:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

m-mcelwoys:

punkest-mermaid:

nyamafriend:

asianmanatea:

some-dragon-bitch:

someoneinneedofcoffee:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queen-of-the-arcade-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

linguinequeenie:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

herprincess1720:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

got mugged at Claire’s

Got thrown into the void at Claire’s

slipped into an alternate timeline at Claire’s 

Fought God at Claire’s

Defeated God at Claire’s

Sucked off Satan at Claire’s

at Claire’s?

Yeah it was at Claire’s

Ate God’s corpse at Claire’s

Tore off an angel’s wings at Claire’s

Fried and ate the angel wings at Claire’s

Opened a black hole at Claire’s

Ate out god at Claire’s

Got eaten out at Claire’s

I just bought some earrings and gel pens

at Claire’s?

Yeah it was at Claire’s

dietcrackcocaine:

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

jasonptodd:

this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

crowley-macclaud:

adhdettes:

adhd is holding back tears of frustration during a test as you re-read the same sentence for the 20th time and it’s still not processing right

Meanwhile, in my head:

lmaonade:

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

mexigay:

leaf-jelly:

leatherjacketsupervillain:

disgustinganimals:

tideartist:

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

colorlessdreamz:

dragonlex:

windforge:

twerkingyaowang:

dogs are so good

Wtf this is adorable

The whole video is cute and I will provide it for all to see.

The ending was the best

aprillikesthings:

susieandhobbes:

My new thing is tweeting billionaires and just straight up asking for $50,000.

I hope it works!

gunpowder-tea:

meggory84:

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries